Friday, August 6, 2010

Things you wouldn't do for a million dollars.

...I'm just going to skip all of the Hogwarts house chat that was commented on my wall.

Then it transfigured into talking about this youtube video.

Moving right ahead.

Tyler Hill wouldn't sin for a million dollars. Heh.
I'd be willing to punch Tyler in the face to get a bugatti veyron.
I would let Tyler drive it on Saturdays.

Yahya wouldn't un-Schmutz himself for 1 million dollars.

Niels...No such thing as dwarves, nothing to worry about.

Bayley. I wouldn't mind working in a parking lot for a million dollars. At all.

Well, that was easy. New one on the way? Yes.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Things that you wish parents wouldn't do to their kids.

I am really tired.

This week is drum camp. I go at 8 in the morning and get done around 3:30. It's really fun, but it's a long time to drum...I have this nasty blister on my ring finger from playing traditional for 7 hours.

I think I'm going to take a nap. I'm just going to put down the most original. Sorry guys.

Chantel - Make dirty jokes in front of their boyfriend/girlfriend. Unfortunately, I say this out of personal experience.

My dad likes to surf channels when Celia's dates are here. It always works out that there is a vulgar/gross thing that happens when he flips to a channel he doesn't know.

Mckann, any time parents get intimate EVER, I wish they wouldn't do it. Ever.

Celia - Put them on leashes.
Well Celia, If you had kids, maybe you'd understand.

But that child does look pretty sad.
Don't you especially love the monkey harness? It's like an excuse to leash your child...I don't know why the picture is turned too...
"Oh, it's not a leash, it's the monkey's tail."
Got that from Celia.

Yahya, I love that you still remember when my Dad said that.

Biblical references + hip lingo = things that you wish parents woiuldn't make their children sit through.

Peanut butter + Oriental Ramen = Not pad thai.

I think I'm going to take a nap now.
I'll change the question.